Oakland Raiders: Mark Davis Offering “Apology Packages” For 2017 Season
By Kevin Saito
Diamond Level
Costing just another $150 dollars on top of your season seats, the Diamond Level “apology package” includes a lot of truly unique and tremendous things. Things that never fail to make Davis smile, in fact.
With the Diamond Level package, you’ll get the autographed photo, the photocopied letter, the PF Chang’s gift certificate, the Hooter’s voucher and so much more.
Additional to the Diamond Level package is a framed square of cloth from one of Al’s infamous track suits with a picture of the late, great Al Davis. Not only that, but you’ll also receiver a voucher for two complimentary lap dances at Davis’ favorite – dancing establishment. All you need to do is turn in the voucher, say “Go Raiders,” sit back, and enjoy the Mark Davis special.
Just remember – hands at your sides at all times.