Rui Thomas
I'm addicted to French fries. My favorite athletes are Mike Bibby and Shane Lechler.
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Bigger Draft Bust: JaMarcus Russell or Rolando McClain?
There are busts, and there are Pamela Anderson-busts. To be a bust as big as the Baywatch star’s, you must be selected in the top ten picks of the NFL draft and fail incredibly as a professional athlete. …Read More
Rolando McClain’s Retirement Was Three Years Too Late
Do not confuse Rolando McClain with John McClane; the former will likely surrender when facing adversity. On May 15 McClain retired from the NFL, surpassing the likes of Ernie Sims and Aaron Curry as…Read More
Why The Oakland Raiders Should Sign Kyle Vanden Bosch
General manager Reggie McKenzie fell short of completing a face transplant, but his offseason decisions left the Oakland Raiders defense practically unrecognizable. A unit that surrendered the fifth most…Read More
5 Oakland Raiders On The Hot Seat
Getting fired from a job has its benefits. For example, if you worked for the Oakland Raiders, a pink slip would excuse you from a losing atmosphere and a boss without fashion sense. But the negatives…Read More
How Many Games Will The 49ers Win Next Season?
For a second straight campaign, the San Francisco 49ers avoided catastrophic injuries to their stars as they seized the NFC West title. Repeating their regular season success in 2013 will be no guarantee,…Read More
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Oakland Raiders: The Case For Signing Brandon Lloyd
The last time the Oakland Raiders signed a former 49ers wide receiver (not named Ashley Lelie), the…Read More
Why JaMarcus Russell Will Make a Successful Comeback
Besides murderers, everyone deserves a second chance. Even alleged drug user JaMarcus Russell. The disgraced…Read More
Carson Palmer: A Career of Disappointment
Al Davis would spit in Carson Palmer’s face if he had the chance. The late Raiders’ owner preached…Read More
Oakland Raiders: Worst Free Agent Signings Since 2000
We all have haunting regrets. Mike Tyson regrets not smoking marijuana with 2Pac, while the Raiders front…Read More
Who Is The Pope Of Bay Area Sports?
Praise Jesus. With the March election of Pope Francis, stability in the Catholic Church has finally…Read More
NFL MVP Candidates In 2013
It’s hard enough to earn an NFL roster spot, much less an MVP award. But couch potatoes can look…Read More
Why the 49ers Should Trade For Tim Tebow
When your NFL completion percentage is lower than JaMarcus Russell’s, it may be time to change careers. But…Read More
Early AFC West Preview
It’s never too early to drink alcohol or anticipate the next NFL season. The division dubbed as…Read More
Why the 49ers Should Keep Alex Smith
Is marrying your cousin unconventional?  Yes, and so is keeping Alex Smith if you are the 49ers. …Read More
Kings: The Case For Trading DeMarcus Cousins
Unless you’re Helen Keller, it’s clear the Kings are terrible. Sacramento is 19-34 this season…Read More
Randy Moss Is Not the Greatest Wide Receiver of All-Time
Charles Manson has been upstaged as the craziest celebrity in America. The title now belongs to Randy…Read More
Super Bowl XLVII: Why the Niners Have the Better Defense
Whose team fields a stronger defense, the Ravens or 49ers? Equivalently, who wields a longer peepee,…Read More
Activities To Fill The Void (In Case The Sacramento Kings Move)
Call me delusional, but the Kings are staying in Sacramento. The United States of America will also…Read More
Note to Jim Harbaugh: Unleash Randy Moss
Following the summer of love in 1998, Randy Moss took the NFL by storm.  He was the consensus NFL…Read More
Why the 49ers Should Stick With David Akers In The Playoffs
Should we pity Jim Harbaugh’s wife? If Alex Smith’s treatment was any inclination, the coach doesn’t…Read More
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