Pablo Sandoval swings at everything. And by everything, I really mean EVERYTHING.
Even when he’s hitting well, Sandoval routinely swings at bad pitches. So when he’s in a huge funk — like he is now — you might as well as throw one 10 feet above his head, because he’d probably swing at that without thinking twice.
Or, you can just follow Alfredo Simon’s example: throw one between his legs and watch him fail miserably:
To make matters worse, the ball got by the catcher on strike three and the colossal Sandoval actually had to run to first base, which isn’t easy for a panda weighing at least 230 pounds. And, to finish it off, Sandoval got plunked right on the behind.