Desmond Bryant’s Mug Shot is the Greatest of All-Time

We don’t mean to laugh at someone else’s unfortunate expense, but Oakland Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant’s mug shot photo may be the greatest of all time.

Take a look at it below:

Courtesy: Miami Dade Corrections Facility

There are so many things that make this mug shot awesome: the bloodshot eyes, the open mouth with tongue hanging out, the bulging neck, the fact that he’s not wearing a shirt, and the confused/intoxicated look on his face.

Bryant was arrested last week for criminal mischief in Miami.

According to the San Francisco Chronicle, he showed up to a neighbor’s house intoxicated and caused a commotion.

He was signed by the Raiders as an undrafted free agent in 2009 after playing his college ball at Harvard. He recorded four sacks in eight starts last season, but played in all 16 games.

I challenge you to find me a better mug shot photo than this one, because I bet you can’t.

Topics: Desmond Bryant, Desmond Bryant Mug Shot, Oakland Raiders

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